I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.
The people on the QVC shopping channel convince me that life is worth living. They see the good in everything. People who go to counselling should ac… - Johnny Vegas
The people on the QVC shopping channel convince me that life is worth living. They see the good in everything. People who go to counselling should ac…
- Johnny Vegas
I had a massive amount of self-belief when I did stand-up. - Johnny Vegas
I had a massive amount of self-belief when I did stand-up.
Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian. - Johnny Vegas
Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.
Being 'Johnny' was almost like an out of body experience. I thought he was just a character that I'd created and could quite easily step away from, b… - Johnny Vegas
Being 'Johnny' was almost like an out of body experience. I thought he was just a character that I'd created and could quite easily step away from, b…
I've spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. It's just not my home. - Johnny Vegas
I've spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. It's just not my home.
If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it. - Johnny Vegas
If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.
I get obsessed with decorations and decorating the house. I keep it tasteful outside, but when you get inside it is a bit like Blackpool illumination… - Johnny Vegas
I get obsessed with decorations and decorating the house. I keep it tasteful outside, but when you get inside it is a bit like Blackpool illumination…
I believe that Britain is becoming more class-conscious, and I quake at the very idea of Old Etonians ruling the world again. - Johnny Vegas
I believe that Britain is becoming more class-conscious, and I quake at the very idea of Old Etonians ruling the world again.
I love the way my weight fluctuates in the newspapers. It was 18 stone and then people look at a bad picture of me and add a few more stone on. I thi… - Johnny Vegas
I love the way my weight fluctuates in the newspapers. It was 18 stone and then people look at a bad picture of me and add a few more stone on. I thi…
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