Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

- Jim Davis

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

- Jim Davis

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

- Jim Davis

If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen

- Jim Davis

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

- Jim Davis

I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back.

- Jim Davis

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

- Jim Davis

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

- Jim Davis

When in doubt, pig out!

- Jim Davis