Goodness is weakness, pleasantness is poisonous, serenity is mediocrity and kindness is for losers. The best reason for committing loathsome and detestable acts – and let’s face it, I am considered something of an expert in this field – is purely for their own sake. Monetary gain is all very well, but it dilutes the taste of wickedness to a lower level that is obtainable by almost anyone with an overdeveloped sense of avarice. True and baseless evil is as rare as the purest good.
Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon. - Jasper Fforde
Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon.
- Jasper Fforde
To each our own Hamlet. - Jasper Fforde
To each our own Hamlet.
Dead. Never been that before. Not even once. - Jasper Fforde
Dead. Never been that before. Not even once.
If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. - Jasper Fforde
If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher.
If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolu… - Jasper Fforde
If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolu…
Cats aren't really friendly, they're just cozying up to the dominant life-form as a hedge against extinction. - Jasper Fforde
Cats aren't really friendly, they're just cozying up to the dominant life-form as a hedge against extinction.
For every expert there is an equal and opposite expert. - Jasper Fforde
For every expert there is an equal and opposite expert.
We're in a psuedoscientific technobabble. - Jasper Fforde
We're in a psuedoscientific technobabble.
Failure concentrates the mind wonderfully. If you don't make mistakes, you're not trying hard enough. - Jasper Fforde
Failure concentrates the mind wonderfully. If you don't make mistakes, you're not trying hard enough.
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