Goodness is weakness, pleasantness is poisonous, serenity is mediocrity and kindness is for losers. The best reason for committing loathsome and detestable acts – and let’s face it, I am considered something of an expert in this field – is purely for their own sake. Monetary gain is all very well, but it dilutes the taste of wickedness to a lower level that is obtainable by almost anyone with an overdeveloped sense of avarice. True and baseless evil is as rare as the purest good.
To each our own Hamlet. - Jasper Fforde
To each our own Hamlet.
- Jasper Fforde
Dead. Never been that before. Not even once. - Jasper Fforde
Dead. Never been that before. Not even once.
If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. - Jasper Fforde
If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher.
Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon. - Jasper Fforde
Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon.
If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolu… - Jasper Fforde
If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolu…
Cats aren't really friendly, they're just cozying up to the dominant life-form as a hedge against extinction. - Jasper Fforde
Cats aren't really friendly, they're just cozying up to the dominant life-form as a hedge against extinction.
For every expert there is an equal and opposite expert. - Jasper Fforde
For every expert there is an equal and opposite expert.
Failure concentrates the mind wonderfully. If you don't make mistakes, you're not trying hard enough. - Jasper Fforde
Failure concentrates the mind wonderfully. If you don't make mistakes, you're not trying hard enough.
We're in a psuedoscientific technobabble. - Jasper Fforde
We're in a psuedoscientific technobabble.
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