Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me. - Al Yankovic
Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me.
- Al Yankovic
That's a big part of my life - doing things that I'm not prepared to do. Doing things that I don't know how to do, and keep doing them until I get go… - Al Yankovic
That's a big part of my life - doing things that I'm not prepared to do. Doing things that I don't know how to do, and keep doing them until I get go…
My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child. - Al Yankovic
My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under. - Al Yankovic
If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint. - Al Yankovic
Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
My wife went off with Elvis. - Al Yankovic
My wife went off with Elvis.
If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it. - Al Yankovic
If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.
I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again. - Al Yankovic
I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it. - Al Yankovic
If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.
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