My grandmother used to say before you moan about the muck on someone else's glasses make sure you're not on about the muck on your own her glasses we…

- John Hegley

In the beginning was the dog the real name of Jehovah is Rover. Adam's rib is buried in the garden

- John Hegley

Before you ridicule, remember somebody on a railway platform who seems to be train spotting may actually be writing poetry.

- John Hegley