If you subtracted all of the great artists who never drank, who never went to excess, you wouldn't have any more art left. What kind of poem are you gonna get out of a glass of iced tea?
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
- David Lee Roth
When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80's. - David Lee Roth
When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80's.
Classic Van Halen made people want to dance and f**k. Modern Van Halen makes you want to drink milk and drive foreign cars. - David Lee Roth
Classic Van Halen made people want to dance and f**k. Modern Van Halen makes you want to drink milk and drive foreign cars.
If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records. - David Lee Roth
If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records.
The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza! - David Lee Roth
The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!
I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults. - David Lee Roth
I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults.
When you can spell subpoena without thinking about it, that's when you know you've made it. - David Lee Roth
When you can spell subpoena without thinking about it, that's when you know you've made it.
Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive - David Lee Roth
Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive
I think the two most difficult things to deal with in life are failure and success - David Lee Roth
I think the two most difficult things to deal with in life are failure and success
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