I had the great idea of using markers to gently color the ants so I could tell them apart, but I learned that this is exactly like somebody trying to gently color on you with a thirty-story building. Without dwelling on the tragedy, I'd just like to say that I'm deeply sorry to Mr. Purple and the surviving Purple family.
How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons. - Jim Benton
How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.
- Jim Benton
Homework strongly indicates that the teachers are not doing their jobs well enough during the school day. It's not like they'll let you bring your ho… - Jim Benton
Homework strongly indicates that the teachers are not doing their jobs well enough during the school day. It's not like they'll let you bring your ho…
Ant 1: So, uh, do you ever worry that your itsy little neck is just going to snap under the weight of your head? Ant 2: Stop asking me that. You ask … - Jim Benton
Ant 1: So, uh, do you ever worry that your itsy little neck is just going to snap under the weight of your head? Ant 2: Stop asking me that. You ask …
Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog. - Jim Benton
Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.
Love makes the world go 'round but I'm pretty sure money has to do with it, too. - Jim Benton
Love makes the world go 'round but I'm pretty sure money has to do with it, too.
Things Isabella Wouldn't Care About: - Titanic sinking again. - Metror striking Earth and landing directly on top of world's most innocent panda. - T… - Jim Benton
Things Isabella Wouldn't Care About: - Titanic sinking again. - Metror striking Earth and landing directly on top of world's most innocent panda. - T…
never underestimate your dumbness!! - Jim Benton
never underestimate your dumbness!!
My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies. - Jim Benton
My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies.
I'm telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine a snow-white swan with a scary tattoo holdi… - Jim Benton
I'm telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine a snow-white swan with a scary tattoo holdi…
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