I had a great shoe contract and glove contract with a company who paid me a lot of money never to be seen using their stuff.

- Bob Uecker

The biggest thrill a ballplayer can have is when your son takes after you. That happened when my Bobby was in his championship Little League game. He…

- Bob Uecker

They broke it to me gently. The manager came up to me before a game and told me they didn't allow visitors in the clubhouse.

- Bob Uecker

The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up.

- Bob Uecker

The highlight of my baseball career came in Philadelphia's Connie Mack Stadium when I saw a fan fall out of the upper deck. When he got up and walked…

- Bob Uecker

I would order a dozen bats and there were times they'd come back with handles at each end.

- Bob Uecker

People don't know this, but I helped the Cardinals win the pennant. I came down with hepatitis. The trainer injected me with it!

- Bob Uecker

In 1962 I was named Minor League Player of the Year. It was my second season in the bigs.

- Bob Uecker

Where would I be without baseball? Who am I without baseball?

- Bob Uecker