But I've never looked at myself as being particularly funny.

- Tea Leoni

David Duchovny asked me while I was picking out shoes in the closet. It wasn't a special occasion. He just asked, 'Will you marry me?'

- Tea Leoni

I feel better. I feel hornier. I feel more womanly and more accomplished and prouder. [after having her daughter]

- Tea Leoni

Acting doesn't feel good. It's not comfortable to feel all this stuff, it's not.

- Tea Leoni

There is no greater cause than making the world fit for children. I feel very strongly about carrying on the family tradition by working with UNICEF …

- Tea Leoni

In your teens, you think you know everything, and you know nothing. By your thirties, you're sure you know nothing, but you're happy with that.

- Tea Leoni

I don't find glamour and clothing relevant.

- Tea Leoni

The one thing I think you must do is, as painful as it is as a parent, is listen.

- Tea Leoni

I don't do T&A very well because I haven't got much of either.

- Tea Leoni