Audiences are far from being as dumb as some performers seem to think.

- Theodore Annemann

Grunt, foam at the mouth, and otherwise get psychic.

- Theodore Annemann

...any effect to be successful must first be founded upon a simple method and then be performed with a direct to-the-point presentation.

- Theodore Annemann

Look for all the world like you're counting the brain cells in his cranium.

- Theodore Annemann

Magic clubs have as much to do with magic as country clubs have with being in the country.

- Theodore Annemann