I'm a cheesy over-the-top megalomaniac with a deep voice and the most amazing pecs.

- David Hasselhoff

I've got taste, it's inbred in me.

- David Hasselhoff

The problem with me is that nothing embarrasses me. Everything I've done ends up working in my favor. Even when I make mistakes and people exploit my…

- David Hasselhoff

There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.

- David Hasselhoff

Ninety-nine percent of people now call me The Hoff - and it's out of respect.

- David Hasselhoff

If you stand still long enough, you'll get stuck.

- David Hasselhoff

I think people respect me because they feel like - I'm kind of like Christmas. I come back every year. You can't get rid of me. I just keep coming ba…

- David Hasselhoff

My Christmas wish would be to have an entire week off. To spend it with my family and just curl up and watch Christmas movies when it's snowing outsi…

- David Hasselhoff

If you're not in the game, you can't hit a home run.

- David Hasselhoff