I don't have to pad my resume. Normal people are astounded by my resume, because normal people never let their dreams get beyond their front door, be…

- John Layfield

Isn't it amazing how much better you listen when you are in need?

- John Layfield

I see no women out here, and you're chanting about a male organ, now tell me who's the fruit bootie?

- John Layfield

You don't have to worry about the guy that threatens to beat you up. Worry about the guy that shows up on your doorstep, looking for a fight.

- John Layfield

You've go to have a heart to be in the WWE, but its got to be black. Just like me.

- John Layfield