Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for? ...We get lunch right? ...Can we get this thing going? I gotta meet …

- Alex Riley

We're almost like Bonnie & Clyde. Of course, he's Bonnie and I'm Clyde.

- Alex Riley

Yeah, because I'm the one with the long hair and the pouty lips right?

- Alex Riley

And frankly, I'm a huge gold digger and The Miz is about to make a lot of money!

- Alex Riley

You're the WWE Champion and I would never let you down!

- Alex Riley

I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!

- Alex Riley

I don't know if Jerry Lawler got here in a plane, or a time machine.

- Alex Riley

Do you really think I should be out there with Officer Dewey? I mean, you saw Scream. The guy can't protect anybody. Everybody in that movie died!

- Alex Riley

Just when it's the two of us, he doesn't whine as much.

- Alex Riley