I'm your idol, the highest title, Numero Uno, I'm not a Puerto Rican, but I'm speakin so that you know, And understand, I got the gift of speech, And…

- Special Ed

My hair was growin' too long, so I got me a fade And when my dishes got dirty, I got cascade And When the weather was hot, I got a spot in the shad…

- Special Ed

Think, just blink and I made...a million rhymes. Just imagine if you blinked...a million times. Damn, I'd be paid...I got it made.

- Special Ed

...And Sunday's the one day I rest, give thanks, and bless.

- Special Ed

So sucker MC's, please think twice; Would you join the navy if you didn't like the gravy and rice?

- Special Ed