Responding to a question about remarks attributed to him that he did not think were his: "I really didn't say everything I said."
Yogi BerraRead
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Interpretation
This quote humorously highlights the absurdity of rumors and misinformation.
Yogi Berra's quote captures the irony of how people often exaggerate or fabricate stories about others. By acknowledging that 'half the lies' told about him are false, he suggests that even the truths can be distorted by perception, emphasizing the humorous side of gossip and the human tendency to embellish narratives.
In practice
Using this quote during a speech about the importance of truth in communication.
Responding to a question about remarks attributed to him that he did not think were his: "I really didn't say everything I said."
You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.
We're lost, but we're making good time.
Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.
I've always felt real blessed, especially to live in this country. If you dream hard and work hard, anything can happen here-I'm perfect proof.
You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they'd do the same for you.
Sex, drugs, and insanity have always worked for me, but I wouldn't recommend them for everyone.
The Mad Hatter: "Would you like some wine?" Alice: "Yes..." The Mad Hatter: "We haven't any and you're too young.
There aren't many downsides to being rich, other than paying taxes and having relatives asking for money. But being famous, that's a 24 hour job right there.
It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, 'As pretty as an airport.
Calvin: Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it's weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity. We laugh at nonsense. We like it. We think it's funny. Don't you think it's odd that we appreciate absurdity? Why would we develop that way? How does it benefit us? Hobbes: I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.
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