Responding to a question about remarks attributed to him that he did not think were his: "I really didn't say everything I said."
Yogi BerraRead
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Interpretation
This quote humorously highlights the absurdity of rumors and misinformation.
Yogi Berra's quote captures the irony of how people often exaggerate or fabricate stories about others. By acknowledging that 'half the lies' told about him are false, he suggests that even the truths can be distorted by perception, emphasizing the humorous side of gossip and the human tendency to embellish narratives.
In practice
Using this quote during a speech about the importance of truth in communication.
Responding to a question about remarks attributed to him that he did not think were his: "I really didn't say everything I said."
You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.
We're lost, but we're making good time.
Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.
I've always felt real blessed, especially to live in this country. If you dream hard and work hard, anything can happen here-I'm perfect proof.
You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they'd do the same for you.
I am his Highness' dog at Kew; Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
Listen, three eyes," he said, "don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
If I'm doing something on stage, and it evokes an emotion, then I might show that emotion, but I also don't believe in being a preacher. If you have a point, that's a bonus. But the funny has to come first; otherwise, you shouldn't call yourself a comedian.
The truthiness is, anyone can read the news to you. I promise to feel the news 'at' you.
I like to do things that are publicly embarrassing, to feel the embarrassment touch me and sink into me and then be gone. I like getting on elevators and singing too loudly in that small space. The feeling you feel is almost like a vapor. The discomfort and the wishing that it would end that comes around you.
People would say I never censor. As Billy Crystal says, 'I don't have that button.'
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