Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls. - Henry Beard
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.
- Henry Beard
If the wind is in your face, you swing too hard just to get the ball through it; if the wind is at your back, you swing too hard just to see how far … - Henry Beard
If the wind is in your face, you swing too hard just to get the ball through it; if the wind is at your back, you swing too hard just to see how far …
The true definition of a perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year. - Henry Beard
The true definition of a perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year.
Chef: Any cook who swears in French. - Henry Beard
Chef: Any cook who swears in French.
A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom. - Henry Beard
A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.
Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a club. - Henry Beard
Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a club.
Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives. - Henry Beard
Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives.
A tap-in is a putt that is short enough to be missed one-handed. - Henry Beard
A tap-in is a putt that is short enough to be missed one-handed.
Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellen… - Henry Beard
Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellen…
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