You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped.

- Roy Bean

Hang 'em first, try 'em later.

- Roy Bean

A decent cowboy does not take what belongs to someone else and if he does he deserves to be strung up and left for the flies and coyotes

- Roy Bean

And finally Winter, with its bitin', and whinin' wind, and all the land will be mantled with snow.

- Roy Bean

Spring with its wavin' green grass and heaps of sweet-smellin' flowers on every hill and in every dale.

- Roy Bean

I find this corpse guilty of carrying a concealed weapon and I fine it $40.

- Roy Bean

Time will pass and seasons will come and go.

- Roy Bean

Don't interfere with something that ain't bothering' you none.

- Roy Bean