There's life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
Dorothy ParkerRead
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Interpretation
This quote humorously describes a hangover as a consequence of drinking wine.
Dorothy Parker's quote cleverly plays on words, using a pun to suggest that the discomfort of a hangover is a 'wrath' caused by consuming grapes, the source of wine. It reflects not only the physical pain associated with hangovers but also the humorous acknowledgment of the foolishness often associated with excess drinking.
In practice
This quote can be shared at a party as a lighthearted comment about overindulgence.
There's life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
My land is bare of chattering folk; / the clouds are low along the ridges, / and sweet's the air with curly smoke / from all my burning bridges.
Prince or commoner, tenor or bass, Painter or plumber or never-do-well, Do me a favor and shut your face - Poets alone should kiss and tell.
They say of me, and so they should, It's doubtful if I come to good. I see acquaintances and friends Accumulating dividends And making enviable names In science, art and parlor games. But I, despite expert advice, Keep doing things I think are nice, And though to good I never come Inseparable my nose and thumb.
It is that word 'hunny,' my darlings, that marks the first place in The House at Pooh Corner at which Tonstant Weader fwowed up.
I canβt write five words but that I change seven.
Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but at the end of the day they'd settle quite happily for egg and chips. If it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
There live not three good men unhanged in England; and one of them is fat and grows old.
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
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