There's life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
Dorothy ParkerRead
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Interpretation
This quote humorously describes a hangover as a consequence of drinking wine.
Dorothy Parker's quote cleverly plays on words, using a pun to suggest that the discomfort of a hangover is a 'wrath' caused by consuming grapes, the source of wine. It reflects not only the physical pain associated with hangovers but also the humorous acknowledgment of the foolishness often associated with excess drinking.
In practice
This quote can be shared at a party as a lighthearted comment about overindulgence.
There's life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
My land is bare of chattering folk; / the clouds are low along the ridges, / and sweet's the air with curly smoke / from all my burning bridges.
Prince or commoner, tenor or bass, Painter or plumber or never-do-well, Do me a favor and shut your face - Poets alone should kiss and tell.
They say of me, and so they should, It's doubtful if I come to good. I see acquaintances and friends Accumulating dividends And making enviable names In science, art and parlor games. But I, despite expert advice, Keep doing things I think are nice, And though to good I never come Inseparable my nose and thumb.
It is that word 'hunny,' my darlings, that marks the first place in The House at Pooh Corner at which Tonstant Weader fwowed up.
I canβt write five words but that I change seven.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
The truth is, if anything, I'm probably addicted to laughter.
My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact, my blood type is solid marmalade.
"Do you like card tricks?" "No, I hate card tricks," I answered. "Well, I`ll just show you this one." He showed me three.
Drag has always been the thing you turn to to remember to not take yourself too seriously.
I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.
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