My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish.
Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone. - Flip Wilson
Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.
- Flip Wilson
What you see is what you get. - Flip Wilson
What you see is what you get.
Violence is a tool of the ignorant. - Flip Wilson
Violence is a tool of the ignorant.
Being your own man does not mean taking advantage of anyone else. - Flip Wilson
Being your own man does not mean taking advantage of anyone else.
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not. - Flip Wilson
When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine. - Flip Wilson
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em. - Flip Wilson
Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em.
If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength. - Flip Wilson
If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength.
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