My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish.
Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone. - Flip Wilson
Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.
- Flip Wilson
Violence is a tool of the ignorant. - Flip Wilson
Violence is a tool of the ignorant.
What you see is what you get. - Flip Wilson
What you see is what you get.
When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not. - Flip Wilson
When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.
Being your own man does not mean taking advantage of anyone else. - Flip Wilson
Being your own man does not mean taking advantage of anyone else.
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine. - Flip Wilson
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em. - Flip Wilson
Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em.
If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength. - Flip Wilson
If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength.
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