Dying is the last thing I will ever do.

- John Barrymore

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

- John Barrymore

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

- John Barrymore

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

- John Barrymore

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

- John Barrymore

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

- John Barrymore

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

- John Barrymore

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

- John Barrymore

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

- John Barrymore