Happy Endings are an illusion. Real life is filled with brief moments of fleeting happiness, but ultimately every life is a tragedy that ends in death and grief.
Getting life insurance is like making a bet you can't win. If you live, you don't get the money. If you die, you don't get to enjoy the money. - Oliver Gaspirtz
Getting life insurance is like making a bet you can't win. If you live, you don't get the money. If you die, you don't get to enjoy the money.
- Oliver Gaspirtz
A fish tank is just interactive television for cats. - Oliver Gaspirtz
A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.
Some guys like to undermine a girl's self-esteem with little verbal jabs. Eventually it all adds up. One bee sting doesn't hurt a horse, but enough b… - Oliver Gaspirtz
Some guys like to undermine a girl's self-esteem with little verbal jabs. Eventually it all adds up. One bee sting doesn't hurt a horse, but enough b…
Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates. - Oliver Gaspirtz
Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.
Just because everyone CAN publish a book these days, doesn't mean everyone SHOULD. The world doesn't need 1000 knock-offs of 50 Shades of Grey. I'm n… - Oliver Gaspirtz
Just because everyone CAN publish a book these days, doesn't mean everyone SHOULD. The world doesn't need 1000 knock-offs of 50 Shades of Grey. I'm n…
Imagine a wall that's green on one side and red on the other. You stand on one side and only see green. I stand on the other side and only see red. W… - Oliver Gaspirtz
Imagine a wall that's green on one side and red on the other. You stand on one side and only see green. I stand on the other side and only see red. W…
You only live once, so enjoy the ride. - Oliver Gaspirtz
You only live once, so enjoy the ride.
Books like Twilight are not art. They are mass-produced crap that is meant to be consumed by the widest possible audience, for the largest possible p… - Oliver Gaspirtz
Books like Twilight are not art. They are mass-produced crap that is meant to be consumed by the widest possible audience, for the largest possible p…
Life is like the ocean. You can either be the ball floating on the waves, or make your own waves. - Oliver Gaspirtz
Life is like the ocean. You can either be the ball floating on the waves, or make your own waves.
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