Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.
There's math, and everything else is debatable! - Chris Rock
There's math, and everything else is debatable!
- Chris Rock
You can only offend me if you mean something to me. - Chris Rock
You can only offend me if you mean something to me.
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do. - Chris Rock
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something. - Chris Rock
You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something.
When you meet somebody for the first time, you're not meeting them. You're meeting their representative. - Chris Rock
When you meet somebody for the first time, you're not meeting them. You're meeting their representative.
Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonn… - Chris Rock
Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonn…
No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend. - Chris Rock
No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend.
Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you. - Chris Rock
Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.
The government doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs. - Chris Rock
The government doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs.
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