The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

- Frank Zappa

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

- Frank Zappa

Don't go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.

- Frank Zappa

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

- Frank Zappa

Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.

- Frank Zappa

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

- Frank Zappa

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

- Frank Zappa

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

- Frank Zappa

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will …

- Frank Zappa