I hardly ever use pencils. I'm left-handed and it's really messy if you're left-handed because of the graphite smudging. I use them more now than I used to because there's, like, 15,000 pencils all over my house.
I like to do things that are new, where I feel the sense of discovery. - David Rees
I like to do things that are new, where I feel the sense of discovery.
- David Rees
I don't even drink Coke. It tastes like robot sweat. - David Rees
I don't even drink Coke. It tastes like robot sweat.
The way you make money is to do something you don't like to do. And that's how you know you're a virtuous person. - David Rees
The way you make money is to do something you don't like to do. And that's how you know you're a virtuous person.
Just because something makes you smile or laugh ... doesn't mean it's a joke. - David Rees
Just because something makes you smile or laugh ... doesn't mean it's a joke.
I wanted to get paid to sharpen pencils originally just because I thought it would be fun. - David Rees
I wanted to get paid to sharpen pencils originally just because I thought it would be fun.
To me, if you're lucky enough to make stuff that people will pay money for, do a good job. Really do a good job. Especially if you're talking about r… - David Rees
To me, if you're lucky enough to make stuff that people will pay money for, do a good job. Really do a good job. Especially if you're talking about r…
The thing I hear about a lot is when people over-sharpen their pencil with a single-blade pocket-sharpener and then when they put the pencil to the p… - David Rees
The thing I hear about a lot is when people over-sharpen their pencil with a single-blade pocket-sharpener and then when they put the pencil to the p…
Once you use a toothbrush to clean a pencil sharpener, you should no longer use it to clean your teeth. - David Rees
Once you use a toothbrush to clean a pencil sharpener, you should no longer use it to clean your teeth.
It would be amazing to tell my grandchildren, like, 'Yeah, I was paid to sharpen 1,000 pencils.' - David Rees
It would be amazing to tell my grandchildren, like, 'Yeah, I was paid to sharpen 1,000 pencils.'
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