And then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement, and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant's children didn't have a daddy anymore. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after, without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done...which proves that you can be excused for just about anything if you are a hero, because no one asks inconvenient questions.
Haven't you got any romance in your soul?" said Magrat plaintively. "No," said Granny. "I ain't. And stars don't care what you wish, and magic don't make things better, and no one doesn't get burned who sticks their hand in a fire. If you want to amount to anything as a witch, Magrat Garlick, you got to learn three things. What's real, what's not real, and what's the difference.
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What this quote means
The quote emphasizes the importance of understanding reality and the consequences of one's actions rather than relying on wishes or magic.
In this quote, Granny expresses a pragmatic view of life, telling Magrat that wishful thinking and magic are futile if one does not recognize the difference between reality and illusion. The lesson highlights the necessity of facing the truth and understanding the real world to grow and succeed, especially in the context of being a witch. It serves as a reminder that actions have consequences and that knowledge is essential for personal development.
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Example use cases
In a motivational speech about facing challenges, one could say, 'As Granny advises, we must learn what's real and what's not if we want to succeed.'
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