A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides and shrugs; an optimist doesn't see the clouds at all - he…

- Leonard Louis Levinson

He is a fine friend. He stabs you in the front.

- Leonard Louis Levinson

Chicago - a pompous Milwaukee.

- Leonard Louis Levinson

Book - what they make a movie out of for television.

- Leonard Louis Levinson

Only the dead have no troubles.

- Leonard Louis Levinson

A doctor is a man licensed to make grave mistakes.

- Leonard Louis Levinson

A university is a college with a stadium seating over 40,000.

- Leonard Louis Levinson

History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.

- Leonard Louis Levinson

I wish I'd known you when you were alive.

- Leonard Louis Levinson