The first guy who lays a finger on this blind old man is fined fifty bucks!

- Gene Mauch

He (Don Drysdale) talks very well for a guy who's had two fingers in his mouth all his life.

- Gene Mauch

You have to bear in mind that Mr. Autry's favorite horse was named Champion. He ain't ever had one called Runner Up.

- Gene Mauch

The worst thing is the day you realize you want to win more than the players do.

- Gene Mauch

He (Sandy Koufax) throws a 'radio ball,' a pitch you hear, but you don't see.

- Gene Mauch

Most one-run games are lost, not won.

- Gene Mauch

Play him, fine him, and play him again.

- Gene Mauch

I have an amazing ability to forget.

- Gene Mauch

Baseball and malaria keep coming back.

- Gene Mauch