We believe in healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be.
Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be. - H. Allen Smith
Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be.
- H. Allen Smith
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists. - H. Allen Smith
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists.
There's such a thing as too much point on a pencil. - H. Allen Smith
There's such a thing as too much point on a pencil.
Personally, I never admired communists because they operate on the theory that human beings are nice people. - H. Allen Smith
Personally, I never admired communists because they operate on the theory that human beings are nice people.
We believe in healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be. - H. Allen Smith
Never buy anything with a handle on it. It means work. - H. Allen Smith
Never buy anything with a handle on it. It means work.
Hate-on-the-highway is an institution occupying a high place in our modern civilization....The godawful glares that drivers exchange as they pass eac… - H. Allen Smith
Hate-on-the-highway is an institution occupying a high place in our modern civilization....The godawful glares that drivers exchange as they pass eac…
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. - H. Allen Smith
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
Put it back in the horse! - H. Allen Smith
Put it back in the horse!
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