I've hated cockroaches my entire life.Tweeting jokes about it helps me cope, in a way. I'm not as jumpy killing cave crickets as I used to be. I stil…

- Drew Magary

I took time in the day to write as much of the book as I possibly could. I didn't write too much at night, because I don't like to - I'd rather watch…

- Drew Magary

You cannot hide from the world. It will find you. It always does. And now it has found me. My split second of immortality is over. All that's left no…

- Drew Magary

When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid, one that stands out head an…

- Drew Magary

I think I liked writing a novel better. Obviously, it's more rewarding. It's that marathon thing where it sucks when you're doing it, but you're prou…

- Drew Magary

You always worry and you always fear what's next. But you eventually just push forward knowing you can't really do much about getting rid of the anxi…

- Drew Magary

I don't know how a culture is going to evolve, but I think the way the Internet works now is, people go to the Internet to laugh and have a good time…

- Drew Magary

On the Internet, Spencer Hall at Everyday Should Be Saturday is the best writer in the universe. He's very funny. They're jokes about college footbal…

- Drew Magary

I know there's no heaven. I know it all turns to nothingness. But I fear there will be some remnant of me left within that void. Left conscious by so…

- Drew Magary