Heaven is totally overrated. It seems boring. Clouds, listening to people play the harp. It should be somewhere you can't wait to go, like a luxury hotel. Maybe blue skies and soft music were enough to keep people in line in the 17th century, but heaven has to step it up a bit. They're basically getting by because they only have to be better than hell.
I've gotten thicker skin mostly from being older. You just stop caring quite as much about everything. - Joel Stein
I've gotten thicker skin mostly from being older. You just stop caring quite as much about everything.
- Joel Stein
Heaven is totally overrated. It seems boring. Clouds, listening to people play the harp. It should be somewhere you can't wait to go, like a luxury h… - Joel Stein
Heaven is totally overrated. It seems boring. Clouds, listening to people play the harp. It should be somewhere you can't wait to go, like a luxury h…
I never thought to look at the New York Times one, even though I knew people were pissed off. I've seen YouTube videos from people who are pissed off… - Joel Stein
I never thought to look at the New York Times one, even though I knew people were pissed off. I've seen YouTube videos from people who are pissed off…
Online reaction is very different than real-world reaction. - Joel Stein
Online reaction is very different than real-world reaction.
I have a really high bar for being angry. Like, it doesn't even happen every year. - Joel Stein
I have a really high bar for being angry. Like, it doesn't even happen every year.
When Time got rid of my column, I thought it was all over. It was really sad. And then, I just started pushing it to lots of places. And I thought so… - Joel Stein
When Time got rid of my column, I thought it was all over. It was really sad. And then, I just started pushing it to lots of places. And I thought so…
I'm not that clued into what people are that touchy about and how many of them there are and how niche these niches are. - Joel Stein
I'm not that clued into what people are that touchy about and how many of them there are and how niche these niches are.
I always thought that being at Time and tweaking your bosses and exploiting your expense account was just fun. Just joyous. - Joel Stein
I always thought that being at Time and tweaking your bosses and exploiting your expense account was just fun. Just joyous.
People are different in different situations and people are different online than they are in real life. - Joel Stein
People are different in different situations and people are different online than they are in real life.
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