Romance isn't just about roses or killing dragons or sailing a kayak around the world. It's also about chocolate chip cookies and sharing The Gratefu…

- Steve Kluger

T.C.: Um, actually you just said "I live in a parking lot." You didn't mean to do that. Lori: You've never seen traffic on Concord Street at eight o'…

- Steve Kluger

The only thing I know about Moses is him coming down from the mountain with the commandments and saying 'The good news is I got him down to 10. The b…

- Steve Kluger

. . . it's not just the people we love, but the people we let love us back who show us how high we can really soar.

- Steve Kluger

Papa, I'm ashamed that you think women are so simple. We can make decisions for ourselves too, you know. I'm not a child or a baby anymore, so I'm al…

- Steve Kluger

My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off.

- Steve Kluger

Ale: Are you manipulating me again? T.C.: Try not to fall for it. I dare you.

- Steve Kluger

Romance is a universally unspoken language understood by all living organism on this planet except heterosexual men.

- Steve Kluger

Falling hard for somebody makes you do things you never thought you'd do before. Like pulling off an A in History or finally facing the truth about y…

- Steve Kluger