Hermes rolled his eyes. "Surely you've seen network TV lately. It's clear they don't know whether they're coming or going. That's because Janus is in charge of programming. He loves ordering new shows and cancelling them after two episodes. God of beginnings and endings, after all. Anyway, I was bringing him some magic doormats, and I was double-parked -" "You have to worry about double-parking?" "Will you let me tell the story?" "Sorry."
Your head is full of kelp. - Rick Riordan
Your head is full of kelp.
- Rick Riordan
Percy yelled. "What's going- Gah! Shrimpzilla! - Rick Riordan
Percy yelled. "What's going- Gah! Shrimpzilla!
Who are you?" Ethan Nakamura. I have to kill you." ?? - Rick Riordan
Who are you?" Ethan Nakamura. I have to kill you." ??
Me? I slept like the dead, which I hoped wasn’t a sign of things to come. - Rick Riordan
Me? I slept like the dead, which I hoped wasn’t a sign of things to come.
You're a stalker with hooves." -Percy Jackson - Rick Riordan
You're a stalker with hooves." -Percy Jackson
Nothing is unfixable. - Rick Riordan
Nothing is unfixable.
Knowledge isn't always good for you. - Rick Riordan
Knowledge isn't always good for you.
The right choice is hardly ever the easy choice. - Rick Riordan
The right choice is hardly ever the easy choice.
Sometimes you have to lose a piece to win a game. - Rick Riordan
Sometimes you have to lose a piece to win a game.
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