I consider myself an expert on love, sex and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.

- Barbara Cartland

I always wear boot polish on my eyelashes, because I am a very emotional person and it doesn't run when I cry.

- Barbara Cartland

A woman asking 'Am I good? Am I satisfied?' is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more t…

- Barbara Cartland

My heroines are always virgins. They never go to bed without a ring on their fingers; not until page 118 at least.

- Barbara Cartland

I would love to employ a man, but how can I possibly give a man dictation from the bath?

- Barbara Cartland

Good must triumph over evil. It usually does in life and in any case it's bad for young people to believe it doesn't.

- Barbara Cartland

You become what you think. You are what you eat.

- Barbara Cartland

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.

- Barbara Cartland

When you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or your figure. I kept my face.

- Barbara Cartland