Any education that matters is liberal. All the saving truths, all the healing graces that distinguish a good education from a bad one or a full educa…

- Alan K. Simpson

A society like ours, which professes no one religion and has allowed all religions to decay, which indulges freedom to the point of license and indiv…

- Alan K. Simpson

In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want …

- Alan K. Simpson

I consider abortion to be a deeply personal and intimate issue for women and I don't believe male legislators should even vote on the issue.

- Alan K. Simpson

Reagan didn't put anything off the table, if he felt it was for the good of the American people to tweak the tax system.

- Alan K. Simpson

There is no "slippery slope" toward loss of liberty, only a long staircase where each step down must first be tolerated by the American people and th…

- Alan K. Simpson

If you torture statistics long enough, they'll eventually confess the truth

- Alan K. Simpson

We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.

- Alan K. Simpson

It is a travesty, in my mind, for the state and local governments on the one hand to expect the Federal government to reimburse them for costs attrib…

- Alan K. Simpson