Every club he's been to has had great injury crises. Every club. And it's always hamstrings.

- Eamon Dunphy

Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.

- Eamon Dunphy

Niall Quinn is a creep. The man's an idiot, a Mother Theresa.

- Eamon Dunphy

I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.

- Eamon Dunphy

He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.

- Eamon Dunphy

Found out. A nothing player.

- Eamon Dunphy

Ronaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football. This fella…

- Eamon Dunphy

Michel Platini has no bottle. He is not a great player.

- Eamon Dunphy

He's one of the biggest whingers in world football... he's a bloody eejit.

- Eamon Dunphy