I freely chose the kind of life I led because I was convinced that a woman has as much right as a man to live the way she does if she does no actual harm to society.
Mae WestRead
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
Interpretation
This quote humorously suggests that the man in question is so undesirable that marriage would be a means of escape rather than a commitment.
Mae West's quote plays on the irony of marriage, presenting it as a solution to a problem rather than a romantic union. It suggests that, in some cases, a woman might consider marrying a man merely as a way to be rid of him, thereby highlighting the absurdities of relationships and societal expectations surrounding marriage.
In practice
This quote could be used in a speech about the comedic aspects of relationships.
I freely chose the kind of life I led because I was convinced that a woman has as much right as a man to live the way she does if she does no actual harm to society.
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I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.
There's no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.
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