He's hit it fat.... It will probably be short.... It just hit the front edge of the green.... It's got no chance.... It's rolling toward the cup.... Well I'll be damned!
Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three? - Jimmy Demaret
Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three?
- Jimmy Demaret
The players themselves can be classified into two groups- the attractions and the entry fees. - Jimmy Demaret
The players themselves can be classified into two groups- the attractions and the entry fees.
One of these days I'm going to write a book on drops. That ought to sell. The shot's become more popular than putting. - Jimmy Demaret
One of these days I'm going to write a book on drops. That ought to sell. The shot's become more popular than putting.
Golf took young kids like Byron Nelson, Ben Hogan and myself out of the caddie ranks and gave us money and a little bit of fame and let us live in th… - Jimmy Demaret
Golf took young kids like Byron Nelson, Ben Hogan and myself out of the caddie ranks and gave us money and a little bit of fame and let us live in th…
Mr. Agnew, I believe you have a slight swing in your flaw. - Jimmy Demaret
Mr. Agnew, I believe you have a slight swing in your flaw.
Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores. - Jimmy Demaret
Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.
Some players would complain if they had to play on Dolly Parton's bedspread. - Jimmy Demaret
Some players would complain if they had to play on Dolly Parton's bedspread.
Bob Hope has a beautiful short game. Unfortunately, it's off the tee. - Jimmy Demaret
Bob Hope has a beautiful short game. Unfortunately, it's off the tee.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it. - Jimmy Demaret
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.
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