I have no face, only two profiles clapped together.

- Margot Asquith

If Kitchener was not a great man, he was, at least, a great poster.

- Margot Asquith

[On Austen Chamberlain:] He is more loyal to his friends than to his convictions.

- Margot Asquith

She spends her day powdering her face till she looks like a bled pig.

- Margot Asquith

It is not dying, but living, that is a preparation for Death.

- Margot Asquith

What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.

- Margot Asquith

I have always wanted to be a man, if only for the reason that I would like to have gauged the value of my intellect.

- Margot Asquith

Truthfulness with me is hardly a virtue. I cannot discriminate between truths that and those that don't need to be told.

- Margot Asquith

It is always dangerous to generalize, but the American people, while infinitely generous, are a hard and strong race and, but for the few cemeteries …

- Margot Asquith