Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don't be silly. Even if I didn't use it in the house?
I let my mind wander and it didn't come back. - Bill Watterson
I let my mind wander and it didn't come back.
- Bill Watterson
I liked things better when I didn't understand them. - Bill Watterson
I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me. - Bill Watterson
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. - Bill Watterson
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse. - Bill Watterson
That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.
It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning. - Bill Watterson
It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive. - Bill Watterson
The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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