I was born. It was easy. My mother did all the hard work.

- Katie Macalister

Well, possibly," I said, feeling my lips twitch again. "But maybe first you would tell us why you chose to manifest yourself in the form of Shirley T…

- Katie Macalister

Hey!” I said, indignation filling me. “I’m immortal! Doesn’t that mean I won’t get saggy boobs and gray hair? Because if it doesn’t mean that, I want…

- Katie Macalister

Yeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth?

- Katie Macalister

My life used to be boring. A damnation here, a curse there, with an occasional blight or two to break routine. Now I have Aisling...She's better than…

- Katie Macalister

You are too arrogant for your own good. I officially de-mate you. Go away. I never want to see you again. Except maybe tonight. Naked. Your place. Bu…

- Katie Macalister

What do you know about dragons?” “They're big, scaly, four-legged creatures with wings who terrorized small villages until a virgin was offered up as…

- Katie Macalister

What do you know about women?" They smell nice, they don't like to be told they can't do something, and, when they're naked, they hold some sort of m…

- Katie Macalister

Just because I'm flaunting it doesn't mean you can stare for hours on end. A polite ogle is appreciated and suitable for a flaunt. Slobbering is not.

- Katie Macalister