Hey there, Little Red Riding Hood, you sure are looking good. You're everything a big bad wolf could want.

- Sam The Sham

Drew a mustache on your picture, threw your ring away.

- Sam The Sham

I'm gonna do everything I can to get even with you. I started today when I wrote your name down in 34 telephone booths.

- Sam The Sham

I've been all over this big old world, hey looking for a ring-dang-do.

- Sam The Sham

Now listen little pigs, I'm gonna let you off the hook if you open the door.

- Sam The Sham

Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw, had two big horns and a wooly jaw.

- Sam The Sham

I'd like to know how to catch a girl. I've caught frogs, I've caught snakes, earthworms.

- Sam The Sham