In high school, my sister went out with the captain of the chess team. My parents loved him... They figured that any guy that took hours to make a move was okay with them.
There's always one teacher you had a crush on; for me, it's my wife's aerobics instructor. - Brian Kiley
There's always one teacher you had a crush on; for me, it's my wife's aerobics instructor.
- Brian Kiley
I went to a bookstore the other day. I asked a woman behind the counter where the self-help books were. She said, ‘If I told you, that would defeat t… - Brian Kiley
I went to a bookstore the other day. I asked a woman behind the counter where the self-help books were. She said, ‘If I told you, that would defeat t…
I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley
I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences.
In high school, my sister went out with the captain of the chess team. My parents loved him... They figured that any guy that took hours to make a mo… - Brian Kiley
In high school, my sister went out with the captain of the chess team. My parents loved him... They figured that any guy that took hours to make a mo…
My grandfather is hard of hearing. He needs to read lips. I don't mind him reading lips, but he uses one of those yellow highlighters. - Brian Kiley
My grandfather is hard of hearing. He needs to read lips. I don't mind him reading lips, but he uses one of those yellow highlighters.
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