I knew the full 'Judy Garland Carnegie Hall' double album set at age 2. And then my mother wondered why I was gay. I was like, 'Are you nuts? You wou…

- Mario Cantone

I love animation, I really do, but I don't do it for the children.

- Mario Cantone

I hated high school. Ugh. I couldn't wait until it was over so I could sleep in. In college, I made sure all my classes were in the afternoon. I hate…

- Mario Cantone

I wouldn't live with me, believe me. I'm moody.

- Mario Cantone

I like to hold a book. When someone sends me a script, I ask for a hard copy or print one out.

- Mario Cantone

I mean, the things you think will never happen, you have to confront; those things that come into your life that you thought you never could deal wit…

- Mario Cantone

I love doing scripted things. What little acting ability I have I am holding on with my hangnails.

- Mario Cantone

Look, you're either loved or hated. Which is a good thing, as Bette Davis used to say.

- Mario Cantone

I'm crass, contemptuous and crude, obstreperous, obnoxious, rambunctiously raw and rude.

- Mario Cantone