Normally in dangerous situations I have a getaway car.

- Sacha Baron Cohen

To single out a particular group and say we can't make a joke about them is almost a form of prejudice and it's kind of patronizing.

- Sacha Baron Cohen

I think if you come from a history of persecution you have to develop a sense of humour.

- Sacha Baron Cohen

I think you can be politically incorrect, but there's some responsibility with that. You've got to make sure that you are not condoning or bolstering…

- Sacha Baron Cohen

Follow your dreams, work hard, practice and persevere. Get plenty of exercise and maintain a healthy lifestyle.

- Sacha Baron Cohen

A good wife must be strong enough to pull a plough and have a very erotic physique.

- Sacha Baron Cohen

For a number of years in England nobody had any idea what I looked like.

- Sacha Baron Cohen

It's nice to be important, but it's also important to be nice. Never forget that.

- Sacha Baron Cohen

Thank you to every American who has not sued me so far.

- Sacha Baron Cohen