If you got a hit every third time that you went up to bat in the major leagues, you'd be the greatest hitter of all time. I think my average is a little better than that.
I don't take too many things too seriously. - Brad Williams
I don't take too many things too seriously.
- Brad Williams
That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group. - Brad Williams
That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.
Women feel safe with me as well they should, because not only am I morally objected at going too far, but physically I cannot do it. - Brad Williams
Women feel safe with me as well they should, because not only am I morally objected at going too far, but physically I cannot do it.
It's weird when people ask me, "Why are you so nice?" It's like, "Because that's just what you should do. You should be kind to people." It seems rea… - Brad Williams
It's weird when people ask me, "Why are you so nice?" It's like, "Because that's just what you should do. You should be kind to people." It seems rea…
I don't get the animosity when someone tells a joke that you don't like. Whereas if someone made a dish that you don't like if you went to a restaura… - Brad Williams
I don't get the animosity when someone tells a joke that you don't like. Whereas if someone made a dish that you don't like if you went to a restaura…
The vast majority of people that have gotten mad at me for a joke that I've made were people that were, A, never going to see me in the first place, … - Brad Williams
The vast majority of people that have gotten mad at me for a joke that I've made were people that were, A, never going to see me in the first place, …
If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards and says, "That joke offended me," I'm s… - Brad Williams
If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards and says, "That joke offended me," I'm s…
Half the time, you go on any one of these news sites, whether it be a Yahoo or a Google, and one of the top headlines is always, "Did a comedian go t… - Brad Williams
Half the time, you go on any one of these news sites, whether it be a Yahoo or a Google, and one of the top headlines is always, "Did a comedian go t…
I hate that when people are like, "Well, all dwarves know each other, right?" And you want to get mad, but you can't because we do. - Brad Williams
I hate that when people are like, "Well, all dwarves know each other, right?" And you want to get mad, but you can't because we do.
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