I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.

- Trey Parker

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

- Trey Parker

Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas.

- Trey Parker

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or …

- Trey Parker

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

- Trey Parker

Something is cool until everyone thinks it's cool.

- Trey Parker

Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical

- Trey Parker

I've learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If you lose those, you have nothing, so friends are to be treasured more than anyth…

- Trey Parker

People have a lot of different beliefs, and at the end of the day, we all have deeply held beliefs that probably don't make sense to anyone else.

- Trey Parker