I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees

- Matt Groening

No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.

- Matt Groening

I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson

- Matt Groening

My standard comment is, If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.

- Matt Groening

When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

- Matt Groening

God often gives nuts to toothless people.

- Matt Groening

I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

- Matt Groening

You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.

- Matt Groening

Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.

- Matt Groening