Cutting the space budget really restores my faith in humanity. It eliminates dreams, goals, and ideals and lets us get straight to the business of ha…

- Johnny Hart

Homosexuality is the handiwork of Satan.

- Johnny Hart

Religious Cult: The church down the street from yours.

- Johnny Hart

Jews and Muslims who don't accept Jesus will burn in hell.

- Johnny Hart

Science Fiction: Any scientific acclaim that omits God

- Johnny Hart

Now, who can call 'Good Friday' good? - A term too oft misunderstood - You, who were bought by the blood of His cross, You can call 'Good Friday' goo…

- Johnny Hart

The end of the world is approaching, maybe by the year 2010.

- Johnny Hart