Well, I am not always joking, sometimes I am serious. But some people always expect you to be funny. If you were like you are on stage, you would be …

- Dom Irrera

I want to be a bloated alcoholic. That's my goal - it is, I'm serious, because there is no other disease that is more fun than alcoholism. I know it …

- Dom Irrera

I think boxing is an incredible sport and I would like to see it really become regulated because I think it could bring back a lot of the past.

- Dom Irrera

I was an actor in college and it was much easier than being a waiter. I thought it was fun to get paid. People were not exactly surprised to see me g…

- Dom Irrera

Everyone always says, Does it bother you that Italians are always portrayed as Mafia characters? No, it doesn't bother me. First of all, not everybod…

- Dom Irrera

Nobody needs a cookie. You will never get your lab results back, Well, apparently, Miss Bexim what you need - and I am a doctor, I've never seen this…

- Dom Irrera

You can't have an honest fourth grade school teacher. Mr. and Mrs. Jones, Johnny, your son, your only child, the fruit of your loin, is a moron. I ha…

- Dom Irrera

My whole family, all they talk about is food and disease. And they're competitive with illness: I have a cold. I wish I had a cold! I don't even have…

- Dom Irrera

I love that red wine is good for you. Isn't that cool? I want to hear more of this. I want to hear more things in life like, Red wine, in conjunction…

- Dom Irrera