Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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Horseshoes are lucky. Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet. They should be the luckiest animals in the world. They should rule the country. They should win all their horse races, at least. 'In the fifth race today, every single horse was first equal...one horse threw a shoe came in third...the duck was ninth...and five ran.'

Eddie Izzard's Popular Quotes

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

- Eddie Izzard

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

- Eddie Izzard

Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, Is that Rod Stewart in first class?

- Eddie Izzard

So then there was the Greek, Socrates, he was great... He invented questioning. Before Socrates, no questioning. Everyone sort of went, ''Yeah, I sup…

- Eddie Izzard

If you can be your own force of nature and have a positive heart, then you can actually do something good in the world.

- Eddie Izzard

Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. OK, we can swing with that. But performance 'debilitating' drugs should not be banned. Smoke …

- Eddie Izzard

Honey bees are amazing creatures. I mean, think about it, do earwigs make chutney?

- Eddie Izzard

I wear whatever I want whenever I want. I don't call it drag; I don't even call it cross-dressing. It's just wearing a dress.

- Eddie Izzard

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

- Eddie Izzard